For this edition of the Weekly Woof, I have chosen two of the cutest teeny tiny dogs out there. I’m usually more of a big dog person myself, but these two Pomeranians are just SO cute.

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On the left is Mochi, who is named after the sweet Japanese rice cake. Mochi is very outgoing and always seeking attention from friends and strangers. On the right is Chibi, which in Japanese means “little one.” Chibi is calm and shy, and thus takes a little time to warm up to people.

Together they are known as MoChibi!

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Here are a few words from Shannon on her adorable ‘forest creatures’:

If I made a comic about the two of them, Mochi would be the immature one always getting into trouble, and Chibi would be the responsible one bailing her out.

I would read that comic. Especially if they’re always dressed like this:

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That’s all for this week. I hope you enjoyed my Weekly Woof!

Do you have a dog you’d like me to feature, or some funny puppy stories? Or even an event or fundraiser you think I should know about?  GET IN TOUCH!

Thanks for reading,

Lauren

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Thank you to the fabulous Jessie Devine for passing the Lovely Blog Award on to me!

So I’m supposed to tell you 7 juicy secrets about me. Since I’m generally pretty open about my weirdness, this is going to be difficult…but here goes nothing!

1.  I LOVE dogs, but I’m allergic to them. Whenever I play with them, I have to keep my hands away from my face and wash them asap.

2.  My biggest fear of the last few months was that SIGHTLESS would be the only idea for a book that I ever had. When I came up with the idea for DIVE, I was so relieved that I almost cried.

3.  I drink so little water that I fainted from dehydration…twice. The second time, I ended up in the ER.

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5.  I hate it when people say something is “retarded.” I HATE IT.

6. I have 7 piercings, but I don’t use earrings in any of them.

7.  I’m afraid of wigs. It really cuts into my Halloween costume options.

Now it’s time to pass this baby along! Here’s how it works: you thank the person who gave you the award with a linky to their blog. Next, you write seven true things about yourself, and then you give the award to seven others (or as many as you can)! And now, the award goes to: 

Juliana L. Brandt, Kendra, Leah Rhyne, and MaryAnn Kempher!

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Welcome to my second Weekly Woof!

I’d like to introduce you to Pre, short for Prefontaine, the American middle and long-distance runner.

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Like her namesake, this adorable Boston Terrier mix is a fabulous athlete. Not only can she easily run a 18 minute 5k, she’s helping her owner, Juliana L. Brandt, train for the half marathon!

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According to Juliana, Pre is incredibly intuitive about the humans in her life. Whenever they need cheering up, Pre will cuddle them and refuse to leave their sides.

However, you shouldn’t be fooled. Pre is quite the mischief maker. She once unwrapped a Jimmy John’s sandwich and ate it, only to wrap the paper back up as if she was never there! Very crafty, little dog.

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Although her little sister, Pig, recently passed away, I’d like to share a picture of them together. They were best friends.

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I hope you enjoyed this edition of the Weekly Woof. Check back in next Wednesday for more pups!

Thanks for reading.

Lauren

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As I mentioned in my 2013 Resolutions post, I am going to be blogging more this year. What better way to meet that goal than by putting together a puppy post each Wednesday, hereafter known as….THE WEEKLY WOOF! I’ll be posting photos, articles, interviews, and dog-related news and trivia, so check back in each Wednesday!

And now, without further ado, I give to you…LOUIE JOSEPH, puppy extraordinaire!

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Louie is the cutest, whitest yellow lab pup I have ever seen! He’s more polar bear than dog, really.

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When I first met Louie, he bit my nose…and it was love.

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In the last few weeks, he’s gotten pretty big, but I’ll always remember him as the tiny pup with the extremely stinky poops. Also, he’s a goof:

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Thank you for being adorable Louie, and for helping us all ring in the New Year!

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I hope you’ve enjoyed the maiden voyage of my puppy posts! Don’t forget to check back in every Wednesday for a *new* WEEKLY WOOF!

See you soon!

Lauren

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2013Here are my New Year’s Resolutions. Don’t forget to tell me yours in the comments!

  1. READ at least 1 book per week. I have a massive “To-Read” list that includes barely any 2013 releases, so I may have to make some swaps. Anyone who’s interested in seeing the list…let me know in the comments! I believe the lovely Claire Donnelly has the same plan.
  2. Go to YOGA at least once a week. Twice if I can manage it. Juliana Brandt and I are on this train together. Join us!
  3. Find a new JOB that *requires* me to use the skills I went to school to learn. ie writing/research/communication/etc.
  4. Revise SIGHTLESS and begin querying in February/March. Which beings me to my next resolution…
  5. Find an AGENT that is as excited about kidlit as I am! I’ve left this to #5, but it’s really one of the most important resolutions on here. I want an agent so badly that it wakes me up in the middle of the night. No joke.
  6. BLOG more. I like talking to you guys. And I owe you some apartment photos.
  7. WRITE my new Middle Grade novel, tentatively entitled DIVE. I’m really excited about this project. It’s going to have a male main character and will feature some sweet cliff diving! Think Island of the Blue Dolphins meets Avatar.
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  9. TRAVEL to New York. Do I need a reason?
  10. COOK something new once a week. This is going to be hard to stick to, but I *really* want to up my game. How else am I going to land myself a husband?!?!?!?!
  11. Volunteer. I’m thinking either a homeless shelter or with animals. Anybody with great resources for volunteer work in LA…let me know!

What are YOUR resolutions for 2013?

Thanks for reading.

Lauren

 

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I’m sure no one is surprised that I’m recommending that you buy books for the holidays, but here’s my reasoning (beyond the fact that reading is GREAT): books are the ultimate personal-but-not-so-personal-that-it’s-creepy gift. With just a little bit of thought, you can figure out what sort of reading material will really speak to your mom/friend/co-worker. Then, with minimal effort and just a little bit of money, you find them the perfect book.

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Hooray! And the best part is that there are so many choices!

Oh, and before I forget: (C)Hanukkah is already over (sorry, guys), but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy these for yourself!

FICTION

Here are a few novels and graphic novels I recommend for this holiday season (warning, I have a strange predilection toward dark stuff. This is not a cheery list, necessarily):

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn: do you know someone who likes literary fiction with a twist? Are they a fan of the dark side of things? If so, they’ll love Flynn’s sinister tale of a marriage gone terribly wrong.

Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo: are you hoping to find something for a Harry Potter fan? Look no further than the first novel in Bardugo’s Grisha Trilogy. I attended a discussion a few months ago, during which Bardugo said the world of Shadow and Bone was inspired by Czarist Russia. AWESOME.

Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury:  Looking for a fantasy, but want it to have a dark edge? Want to find a novel by one of the greats, but not sure where to start? Something Wicked is brilliant, spooky fun that’ll keep you up reading late into the night.

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien: okay, I know this one is a little obvious, but seeing as how the movie is out…it’s the perfect time to read (or re-read) the wonderful novel that started it all. Plus…I’ll let you in on a secret…it’s not that long!

The Walking Dead, Compendium 1 & 2 by Robert Kirkman: You’ve seen the show, now read the incredible graphic novel. Not a fan of zombies/horror/guts? You’ll still love this.

NON-FICTION

But wait! You aren’t limited to fiction. There are so many wonderful non-fiction books out there!
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Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln by Doris Kearns Goodwin: want to find a fun, fascinating historical look at Lincoln’s life and legacy? Then look no further than this amazing book, which was recently made into the blockbuster hit Lincoln, starring Daniel Day Lewis!

ETC.

I know that a lot of people “hate to read” (whatever that means), but that doesn’t mean you can’t still buy them reading material they’ll love. Magazine subscriptions can actually be a really nice gift (does your uncle LOVE fishing, but you have no intention of buying him a new tackle box? i think you see where I’m going with this), as can cookbooks, coffee table books and carefully chosen How-To guides.

Bobby Flay’s Mesa Grill Cookbook by Bobby Flay: I’ve eaten at Mesa more than five times, and I’ve had recipes out of this book (I gave it to my dad for Christmas last year). IT IS AWESOME.

Extinct Boids by Ralph Steadman: This gorgeous coffee table book features art by Ralph Steadman. Check out a review and some of the birds here.

Smithsonian Magazine: This is the most beautiful and informative magazine I have read in ages. I LOVE IT, and so will anyone in their right mind.

NOW LET’S START SHOPPING!

I hope some of these picks have inspired you last minute gift-buyers to give the gift of reading (barf. but seriously) this holiday season!

Santa says "Hurry up you lazy jerks!"

Santa says “Hurry up you lazy jerks!”

Happy Holidays and Thanks for Reading.

Lauren

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I’ve been invited by Eddy Rivas to participate in this lovely little meme: My Next Best Thing! I’m super excited to talk about my novel, SIGHTLESS!

…so here we go!

P.S. Feel free to ask any follow up questions you might have — the more the merrier!

1. What is the working title of your book?

SIGHTLESS.

2. Where did the idea for your book come from?

I knew I wanted to write a Young Adult novel, but it wasn’t until I was shampooing my hair that I realized I wanted to write a fantasy novel about daemons.

3. What genre does your book fall under?

SIGHTLESS is urban fantasy/paranormal. There’s a romantic element, but it is far from a romance.

4. What actors would you chose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

So, I cast the entire book, and there are 14 characters. That’s a little extensive for a blog post, so I managed to narrow it down to 8! If you’d like to know about the rest, leave me a comment and I’ll be happy to share!

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The main character, Carly, would be played by Amanda Leighton. I’m tempted to say she’d be played by my sister, Diana Spieller, but she’s not in Hollywood yet. Carly is head strong, loyal, and…a daemon. She’ll stop at nothing to protect her family and friends, even if it means murder.

Liam, the handsome Irishman who invites Carly to join the Dominatori, would be played by Jonathan Rhys Myers. Not only does Myers have the sex appeal, but he has the intensity necessary to play the conniving Liam.

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Tyler, Carly’s best friend and love interest, would be played by Asher Book. If I’m honest with myself, it’s because he’s hot.

Marie, Carly’s assassin mother,  would be played by Marion Cotillard. I feel like I don’t need to explain why — just look at how awesome she is. Or watch her in anything. She’s just…fabulous.

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Diana, second in command to Liam, is strong, independent, and deadly. She doesn’t take any backtalk from Carly, and she’s serious about self defense. She’d be played by the fantastic and fierce Naya Rivera.

Detective Morales was actually written with Edward James Olmos in mind. He’s tough, but kind, and does his job above all else. Don’t mess with Morales.

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When I realized that I had written a character that could be played by Helena Bonham Carter, I was really excited. Thanata is a daemon with a grudge…that can only be repaid in blood.

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5. What is a one sentence synopsis of your manuscript?

I’m going to break the rules, because I can:

When Liam, a handsome Irishman with a sweet ride, tells sixteen-year-old Carly that her rare daemonic power of Sightlessness has earned her a seat on an ancient daemon council known as the Dominatori, she’s not sure she’s up for the challenge. A lifelong fight to keep the existence of daemons in Los Angeles a secret isn’t exactly the extracurricular she’s been looking for…

Carly soon realizes that there might be more to Liam and the Dominatori than meets the eye. If she wants to survive, she must decide if she will ignore her instincts and commit herself to the daemon council, or if she will stand up to an ancient tradition that threatens the lives of the people she loves most.

For an excerpt, click here.

6. Will your book be self published or represented by an agency?

Like Eddy, I hope to go the traditional route. I think having an agent in your corner is invaluable, and I also want to have the support of a publisher behind my book.

I also want book swag for my readers. 😉

7. How long did it take to write the first draft of your manuscript?

I started writing Sightless in November of 2011, but I didn’t really get down to business until June of 2012. The first draft was completed in October of 2012.

8. What other books would you compare this story to within the genre?

SIGHTLESS combines the struggle between family and individuality found in DIVERGENT with the kick-butt heroine’s journey of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” I’ve also been told that it has some things in common with DAUGHTER OF SMOKE AND BONE.

9. Who or what inspired you to write this book?

My love for Young Adult novels and literature in general inspired me to write SIGHTLESS. I also felt like I had a very personal story to tell, and I wanted to get that out there.

10. What else about the book might pique a reader’s interest?

Hopefully the bizarre daemon powers, the plot twists, and the character driven narrative will appeal to readers, as will the complicated relationship between Carly and her missing mother. But if all else fails, there are some grizzly death scenes you don’t want to miss!

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The End!

I’m passing the meme train along! Check out Jolene Haley’s blog on Friday, December 7th, Dan Malossi’s blog on Tuesday, December 11th, and Leah Rhyne’s blog on Monday, December 10th!

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Last Month I wrote a post about finding a literary agent, but I didn’t spend much time on the actual query letter (hereafter: QL). In case you missed that post (how dare you!) here’s what I had to say about querying:

Querying is the fancy term for “sending an email to an agent asking them to represent you.” There are a ton of websites with query guidelines and etiquette, but here’s a fast and dirty summary.

A good query will include THREE ELEMENTS:

  1. a brief summary (2 paragraphs or so) of your book
  2. info about the title/word count/genre.
  3. a short bio containing information that is RELEVANT to your novel.  Are you writing a non-fiction book about water skiing? You better mention that you have an Olympic medal in aquatic sports. Or whatever. Shut Up.

I also recommend including a tailored message to the agent. Something like, “I’m querying you b/c of your interest in ancient mythology retellings.”  As you may have guessed, your agent research will really come in handy here. Did you read that post on their blog about how they are sooooo over weak heroines? Then tell them you agree and that’s why you’ve written a kick-ass female lead who saves the prince but doesn’t marry him! In other words, take a page out of Rihanna’s songbook, and make them feel like they’re the only agent in the world.

Man, am I clever.

Shortly after I wrote that post, I began tweeting an offer for free QL feedback (follow me on twitter and retweet this post to win one today!). The response was overwhelmingly positive. Although there are a lot of resources out there, it’s hard to beat one-on-one attention, so I was super happy to get into the nitty-gritty with individual authors. That being said, I’d like to help you all from looking like this when it comes time to write your summary:


So, without further delay, I give you…

The (Dreaded) Summary

The biggest hurdle in query writing is coming up with a summary of your novel that is snappy and interesting, but doesn’t get stuck in the details. Here are the main things you need to have in your summary paragraph(s):

  1. Main Character’s NAME (and age if it’s a MG or YA novel)
  2. Main Character’s WANTS/NEEDS
  3. The CONFLICT that the MC is facing
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  5. The STAKES 

1. The Main Character’s NAME and AGE is pretty self explanatory, but I will say this: there is a HUGE difference between a 13-year-old and a 16-year-old, so if you’re writing a YA and you say “teen”…you’re not doing yourself any favors.

2. The Main Character’s WANTS/NEEDS are the key to making your character come alive for the reader. It’s almost impossible to connect with a character if you don’t know what they want out of life (or at least out of the next 200 pages of your book), so spill the beans! What drives your character? Do they want nothing more than to finally make the soccer team, or are they on a quest to capture the last Bavarian Beetle on Earth? Whatever it is, let us know!

Warning:

Do not overload the reader with unnecessary details. They will sink your summary ship. Not sure if a detail is important? Try removing it from the query altogether and see if it damages the integrity (i.e. logic) of the summary.

3. Explaining the CONFLICT that the MC is facing is one of the hardest steps because you have to find a way of setting up the CONFLICT without sounding like you’re auditioning for a remake of Dude Where’s My Car?  (and then…and then…) I find that the best way to go about setting up the conflict is by using the WHEN/THEN structure.

Example:

WHEN Harry receives a letter inviting him to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he must [IMPLIED THEN] decide if he can possible leave his lovely Muggle Family behind.

Haaaa, yeah right. But the point is this: by using the when/then approach, you set up a cause/effect relationship between plot points that makes your summary easy to follow.

Good News:

I’ve heard many agents (most recently Sara Megibow) liken the QL summary to the blurb on the back of a book. The difference, in my opinion, is this: unlike the back of the book, you are *encouraged* to include SPOILERS in a query letter! That doesn’t mean you have to give everything away up front, but it does mean you can drop hints about the super big secret in Chapter 4. So, go ahead and tell me that Franklin turns out to be ghost…nobody’s gotta know but us;)

4. Setting up THE STAKES is my favorite part of the QL, because it’s your opportunity to play the “Imperial March” in your head while you write (waits for you to google that…) When I say you need to include what is at STAKE, I mean you need to demonstrate what the MC stands to lose (or what the whole of humanity stands to lose, if you’re writing half the query letters I read). Is Charlotte’s dog going to be sacrificed if she doesn’t stop the Evil Conglomerate from experimenting on animals? Is Eddy’s family legacy going to be destroyed if he doesn’t join a league of extraordinary ghost writers?

HIT ME WITH THE FEELS PEOPLE!

So those are the main components of a query summary. Obviously each summary is different, so you’re going to have to tailor this list to meet your needs, but if you make sure to include these three elements in your query, I guarantee you will have a better chance of attracting an agent’s attention than if you don’t.

NOW IT’S TIME FOR PRIZES!

As a thank you for reading my blog, I’d like to give away free feedback on a few queries!

Here’s how to win:

1. Follow me on twitter

2. Retweet this article w/ a mention of my twitter handle!

And that’s it! I’ll pick 3 winners at random on Monday, but until then…Happy Summary Writing!

Thanks for reading,

Lauren

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A friend of mine recently asked about finding a literary agent, and I wrote him a long email detailing the various ins and outs of what can be a grueling process. I learned most of what I know by reading websites, asking agents and writers, and obsessively checking my twitter feed. It took months of research to get a complete picture of the process, and I wouldn’t wish the stress and confusion on anyone.

Well, maybe some people.

Anyway, I figure I’ll do prospective authors a solid and put all of that cumulative knowledge here, in one place.

Do I Really Need A Literary Agent?

Yes. And No. Although it is not strictly necessary to have an agent (some publishing companies allow you to query them directly), it is highly recommended. A literary agent acts as an editor, lawyer, confidant, cheerleader, and most importantly, a liaison between you and publishing companies. Need a professional opinion on your latest round of edits? Ask your agent. Need someone to tell you about the market for a YA novel about Alaskan fairies? Ask your agent. Need someone to tell you that you’re a special snowflake who writes killer dialogue? Ask your mom. Then ask your agent.

How Do I Find an Agent?

Typically, you are only allowed to query one agent at a given agency, so it’s important to CAREFULLY do your research. First, figure out what kind of book you’ve written. What age is it meant for (adult, YA, Lower/Upper Middle Grade, etc.)? Is it historical or contemporary? Is it genre fiction (fantasy, sci-fi, romance)? If it’s fantasy, is it urban fantasy or high fantasy? You get the idea.

Once you’ve determined your genre, you can start your research.  I recommend putting together a spreadsheet with columns for the agent’s name, their agency, what they represent, their submission guidelines, their contact information, their query turn over time, and their website address. This will make your life much easier.

Here are a couple of ways of finding agents:

  1. Websites like agentquery.com and literaryrambles.com are GREAT resources for finding agents.
  2. I  found a bunch of agents via Twitter (you follow one agent, you get a suggestion to follow two more…etc).
  3. You can also buy books, but that’s really not necessary. Or cheap.
  4. You should also find out who represents books that are similar to your own. I’m working on a YA fantasy project, so I found out who reps J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter), Jennifer Bosworth (Struck), Leigh Bardugo (Shadow and Bone), Veronica Roth (Divergent), and on and on.
  5. Another way to get an agent is by entering contests on blogs. I found most of these through twitter. Even if all the agents ignore you, you’ll meet people who can be VERY helpful critique partners. I’ve made some great friends this way, and I rely on them a lot when it comes to feedback.
  6. Yet another way to get an agent is through twitter hashtags. Keep an eye on #pitchmaddness or #pitmad. Basically, you write your book pitch in 140 characters or less (this part sucks, take it from me) and if an agent likes it, they’ll ask you to send them a query. It’s still the query model, but you already have an “in” that way.

Will Any Agent Do?

NO. You MUST find an agent who represents YOUR genre.

If you’ve written a boy’s middle grade story, why would you query someone who only represents adult literary fiction and romance novels? It’s a waste of time to query agents who don’t represent the type of novel you’ve written. They’ll delete your email without a second thought, and they’ll be right. You’re wasting their time.

Sorry to be such a downer. Here’s some good news to counteract all the truth I’m throwing at you: there are well over a hundred English speaking agents in NY alone, and there are also a bunch  scattered around the US and in England. Finding an agent in NY isn’t the MOST important thing, but I personally like the idea of having an agent who actually knows a publisher personally. Still, if you end up with one in Wyoming…that’s still fantastic.

All that really matters is that you find an agent who
a) represents your genre/project
b) is passionate about your project
c) doesn’t charge you anything up front. They get paid when you get paid.

You Keep Saying “Query.” Stop It.

I won’t, I won’t!

Querying is the fancy term for “sending an email to an agent asking them to represent you.” There are a ton of websites with query guidelines and etiquette, but here’s a fast and dirty summary.

A good query will include THREE ELEMENTS:

  1. a brief summary (2 paragraphs or so) of your book
  2. info about the title/word count/genre.
  3. a short bio containing information that is RELEVANT to your novel.  Are you writing a non-fiction book about water skiing? You better mention that you have an Olympic medal in aquatic sports. Or whatever. Shut Up.

That’s it. But! I also recommend including a tailored message to your agent. Something like, “I’m querying you b/c of your interest in ancient mythology retellings.”  As you may have guessed, your agent research will really come in handy here. Did you read that post on their blog about how they are sooooo over weak heroines? Then tell them you agree and that’s why you’ve written a kick-ass female lead who saves the prince but doesn’t marry him! In other words, take a page out of Rihanna’s songbook, and make them feel like they’re the only agent in the world.

WAIT! Tell Me More about Summaries!

Oh, alright. The biggest hurdle is writing a summary of your novel that is snappy and interesting, but doesn’t get stuck in the details. I’ve written at least 4 different versions of mine so far, and I’m sure I’ll write another before I send it out. I recommend Googling query guidelines and sample queries to see how people write summaries, but here are the main things you need to have in your summary paragraph:

  1. Main character’s name (and age if it’s a MG or YA novel)
  2. What does the main character want?
  3. What’s the conflict the main character is facing?
  4. Something to set your story apart

That might not seem like a lot…but it is. You’ll see what I mean once you start writing your summary. Good Luck. You’re going to need it.

Okay, I’ve Written my Query Letter and It’s Even More Awesome Than My Book. Now What?

Good Job!

Now, remember that awesome spreadsheet you made? The one that has a million agent names on it (and thus your hopes and dreams)? What did your agent-of-choice say about their submission guidelines? Do they want just the query, or do they want you to include the first ten pages? Do they accept attachments, or does everything need to be in the body of the email? Did they include any directions as to how to address the email, or what to put in the subject line? DO THESE THINGS PERFECTLY AND YOU WILL BE AHEAD OF THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T READ THE GUIDELINES. AGENTS WILL LOVE YOU.

You’re welcome.

Okay, Okay. But Do I Send One Query and Then Wait? 

I recommend that you query in batches. There’s no point in sending out a query to every single agent on your list at once and then finding out that your query sucks. Instead, pick a few (maybe 10?) and send out your query. Make sure each one is addressed TO THAT AGENT AND THAT AGENT ONLY.

Then, you wait.  And wait. You’ll finally receive an email and….they’ve turned you down. SO WHAT!? It’s only one agent, so take a deep breath. Reread the email: what does the agent actually say? Did they send you a nice letter with specific reasons they’re turning you down? That’s fantastic! Think about those reasons and proceed from there. Did they send you a form letter? That’s cool; it’s what most of them do.

The important thing to remember is that YOU ONLY NEED ONE AGENT. You made a list for 2 reasons. 1) because I told you to. 2) So you have plenty of options. Don’t give up!

An Agent Emailed Me! They Want a “Full” MS!…. What The Hell Is That?

THAT, my friend, is AWESOME! If an agent responds to your query with a request for a partial or a full manuscript, it means they liked your query and they want to see more. No, you don’t have an offer for representation yet, but you’re on your way.

Once they’ve read your submission, they can say three things:  1) No Thanks. 2) Yes! Let’s Do This! or 3) Revise and Resubmit.

I HAVE AN AGENT! I AM A SUPERSTAR! HOLY CRAP! Now What?

I know less about what happens once you get an agent, but from what I can tell, they’ll most likely have you continue to work on your book, especially if they’re an editorial agent (it’s not a specific kind of agent, just an agent who is particularly into assisting with the editing process). When they think your manuscript (MS) is ready, they’ll shop it around to publishers.

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And then, once again, you wait and wait and wait.

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So that’s all I’ve got for you. If you have questions for me or you think I’m totally wrong about something, let me know in the comments. I hope this was helpful!

Thanks for reading.

Lauren

Business Time, Sightless: A Novel in Progress
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