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I’ve been freelancing full time for almost a \u00a0year now, and I’ve learned a lot along the way about how to get the best work out of my clients. Some need a little hand holding while others need only the tiniest push, but in the end my critiques all come down to the same thing: my firm belief that all queries, synopses, and manuscripts–all writing<\/em>–can benefit from a montage style BUTT KICKING.<\/p>\n

So without further ado, I give you…<\/p>\n

MY CRITIQUE STYLE<\/strong><\/p>\n

The editor-client relationship is a special one. You’re trusting us with your work, and we’re trusting you to do everything you can to improve your writing. That’s why, at first I ease clients in with a few guidelines, a couple editing resources, and a hefty dose of encouragement. I make sure they feel safe and welcome.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But then they get back their first critique, and they realize…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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They quickly learn that our work is going to involve some hard, hard work. It’s going to hurt a little.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It’s going to take some blood, some sweat. Maybe even some tears. Sometimes it freaks them out a little.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But my clients are amazing. They work hard. They trim baggy sentences, they rethink plot, they kill their darlings. They take their own words and the hone them to a sharp, sharp point.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And by the end, they’ve created something they can send out into the world. Something they can be proud of. They’ve created something incredible, and I feel lucky to have been involved in even the tiniest part of it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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All of this is to say…I love my clients. They make what I do not just a job, but a pleasure. I look forward to reading their drafts, to immersing myself in their stories.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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That’s why, when the editing process comes to an end, all I can say is…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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~*~THE END~*~<\/strong><\/p>\n

Are you interested in going through critique boot camp with me? If so, head on over to laurenspieller.com\/submission-form<\/a>. Let’s get to work.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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